Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2020 {NEW FATHER DAY QOUTES} Funny Fathers Day Quotes “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” ~ Mark Twain “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.” ~ Al Unser “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” ~ Tim Russert “Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.” ~ Anon “A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” ~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez Funny Fathers Day Quotes “Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place.” ~ Hillary Lytle “If at first you don’t succeed, call Dad.” ~ Anon “Who needs a super-hero when I have you as my Dad?” ~ Anon “Some people don’t believe in heroes but they haven’t met my dad