Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2020
{NEW FATHER DAY QOUTES}
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“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
~ Mark Twain
“Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”
~ Al Unser
“The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.”
~ Tim Russert
“Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.”
~ Anon
“A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”
~ Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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“Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place.”
~ Hillary Lytle
“If at first you don’t succeed, call Dad.”
~ Anon
“Who needs a super-hero when I have you as my Dad?”
~ Anon
“Some people don’t believe in heroes but they haven’t met my dad!”
~ Anon
“Daddy, you are as smart as Ironman,
as strong as the Hulk,
as fast as Superman,
as brave as Batman.
You are my favorite super-hero.”
~ Anon
Inspirational Happy Fathers Day Quotes
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“I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.”
~ Umberto Eco
“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”
~ Jim Valvano
“Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a dad.”
~ Wade Boggs
“He didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”
~ Clarence B Kelland
“FATHER: a son’s first hero... and a daughter’s first love.”
~ Unknown
“When you need real understanding, When you need someone to care, When you need someone to guide you... A father’s always there.”
~ Thomas J. Langley
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“Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes adventurers, story-tellers, singers of songs.”
~ Pam Brown
“A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.”
~ Unknown
“It is a wise father that knows his own child.”
~ William Shakespeare
“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.”
~ Sigmund Freud
“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”
~ Harry S. Truman