Funny Status In English For Whatsapp & Facebook

Funny Status In English For Whatsapp & Facebook

Funny Status In English

Funny Status In English

I am not #_lazy, I am on #_energy saving mode

God is really #_creative, I mean.. #_just look at me

Hey there #_whatsapp is using me

Hmmm…..#_Don’t copy my status

If nobody hates U, then you are doing #_something boring

Never laugh at your #_wife’s choice #_you are one of them

Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the #_neighbors are not

Marriage is a workshop where the #_husband works and the #_wife_shops

One simple #_Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it #_wrong

Life is too short. Don’t waste it #_removing pen drive safely

Funny Status in English

Just saw the most #_smartest person when i was in front of the #_mirror

I wish I could mute #_people in real life

#_Love may be blind, but #_marriage is a real #_eye-opener

You can never #_buy love, but still you have to #_pay for it

I really want to #_work so hard. But being #_lazy is so much fun

If I won the award for #_laziness, I would send #_somebody to pick it up for me

Never give up on your #_dreams keep sleeping

Shopping is an art,am an #_artist, Respect Please

I really need a day #_between Saturday and Sunday

Behind every #_successful man is a surprised woman

Funny Status in English

Always wear cute #_pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your #_dreams

Life taught me lots of #_lessons, but I bunked those #_classes too

 I wonder what #_happens when #_doctor’s wife eats an apple a day

3mistakes done by #_everyone: WhatsApp, Facebook, and Girlfriend

If people are #_talking about you behind your back, then just #_fart

I live in a world of #_fantasy, so keep your #_reality away from me

Who needs #_television when there is so much #_drama you can create yourself

204 countries, 805 Islands, 7 seas, 7+ Billion people and I’m still #_single

Some #_people just need a High-Five, on the face

Teachers call it #_cheating; students call it #_teamwork

Funny Status in English

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you  #_It kills them

Life is like an ice cream Enjoy it #_before it melts

I and my best friend can #_communicate just with Face #_Expressions

Stop #_checking my last seen, text me #_when you miss me

Do you know why you like me? #_Because you are #_freaking crazy too

True #_friends don’t judge each other. They #_judge other people…. Together

I love my #_Haters, they make me #_Famous

I Don’t care what you #_think about me, I Don’t think #_about you at all

Every #_Whatsapp status is a secret #_message for someone

Every time I look at the #_keyboard, I see that U and I are always together

Funny Status in English

My style is #_unique don’t copy it plz

When I was Born #_DEVIL said ohh shitt, competition

Attitude is like a #_underwear Don’t show it just wore it

Marriage is the #_cause of divorce

I want #_someone to give me a Loan & then leave me Alone

You can either be #_right, or you can be the #_husband

Women’s #_apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault

Talking to myself #_because I am my own consultant

Hey, you are #_reading my status again?